If all the people ib the world become atheist and religions started losing their biggest income source, I won’t be surprised if it might evolve into another market. So I just recently visited this satire religion site, and I think it’s pretty hilarious: Accept Christ as your saviour and get free playstation three.
We here at Landover Baptist Church work full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He’s told us about you and your predicament. He’s also given us special instructions on how He wants us to deliver a new PlayStation 3 to your house. It’s as easy as 1-2-3! Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your parents EVER will! They will never love you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. If you hate your parents because they can’t get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, He completely understands! He is totally down with that! In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother…he cannot be my disciple.” – The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)
I dont think it should be treated seriously, though it’s pretty funny to look at (another one is Flying Spaghetti Church). But again, who knows if someday it will be common practice in future (albeit playstation 3 is too expensive).
huahahahahahahaahahaha…
but, calvin temanku yang baik, let me tell you the WHOLE verse of Luke 14:26
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers, and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.”
“yes, and his own life also”. di situ ada arti kiasan yang amat kontekstual vin.. you deliberately stripped out the main point of the verse there. hehehe..
and i agree that the whole free PS3 idea is hilariously stupid, but your version of Luke 14:26 is just a big no-no to me.
@jubel
thanks komennya bel, ini gara2 gw lihat di bandung ada seleberan gede2 “BANDUNG KOTA AGAMIS” terus katanya ada promo, kalau datengin caleg (atau siapa, gw lupa-lupa inget) dikasih kerudung? wtf??? O_o
yaaah, gw cuma meniru apa yang dilakukan orang2 yang berpoligami kok. plus, emang masalah kalau praktek ini benar2 terjadi? ngga masalah kan? gw sih ngga melihatnya sebagai suatu kesalahan.
orang2 yang melakukan praktek poligami biasanya mengutip ayat quran setengah2, nah itu juga yang gw lakukan, gw cuma mengetes efek dari menggunakan agama untuk memanipulasi informasi kok. Masalah? ngga terlalu, selama orang yang dikerjain punya kekritisan, dia ga akan tertipu~
anyway, ini bukan masalah, jadi ga usah dibesar2kan.
oooh, loe khawatir soal itu? kalau kaya islam defender dan faggot2 lainnya, gw ga terlalu peduli, toh ini internet. Lagian kalau mereka misalnya marah2, kan gw ga lempar bom terus tinggalin gitu aja, tapi dengan senang hati menerima diskusi soal bom yang gw lempar, tapi berhubung kebanyakan kabur (kaya islam defender), jadi biarin aja, anggap aja angin lalu.
oiyyyyy.. stop! hahahaha.. kan kata calvin ini gak boleh dianggep serius.. mo dia nulis ayat sesat segimana sekalipun, tetap aja orang yang emang punya otak pasti gak akan terpengaruh kann.. jadi cukup sebatas baca, ketawa hehehehehe, kasi komentar santai, dan sudahhhhh. hehehe..
yak, jubel sudah mengutarakan apa yang ingin gw utarakan
is there anything on the bible that says, “hate your neighbor and get your thesis done by magical-intelligent-helping elves”?
lmao, if there where thesis-elves, our life will become more academically beautiful.
will you be my thesis-elf, vin?? (and why does that sound so dirty in my head?).. meh ignore me. am weird xD
emooooooooh, gw agak thesis-phobia gara2 u-know-who wakakakak